“But what if it’s a fever you can’t sweat out?”
Porter smiles at me like I’m a bit on the stupid side. “Well, that’d be pretty odd.”
NOPE
NO
NOT HAPPENING
I QUIT
WALKING AWAY
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
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on a scale of 1 to one direction how much does your fandom make you want to light yourself on fire and jump off a cliff
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hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted
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